Geometry collides with physics

Once a geometry teacher was walking in the school corridor, He accidently collided with a lady teacher who used to teach Physics. The lady became furious and cried Out “Are you blind? You fool! You allowed your center of gravity to all beyond your legs and purposely struck me.” Madam, it is not matters of ground, but you are making an acute angle with horizontal surface and your projecting shoulder collided my hand”. “You shameless and worthless fellow have you not learnt Newton’s first law of motion?,” Screamed the lady. Then reply made by geometry teacher was – “Madam, it is not my fault. You ought to have come parallel to me. Don’t you know parallel lines never intersect! You came diagonally bisecting me”. As the temperature of the lady rose, she shouted,” I shall knock you down and change the position of your hair of the head with, an external force in the form of a heel from my sandal.” The geometry teacher angrily said, “You are at present a line. I will reduce to ray. Then from a ray to a segment and finally point reducing to infinity.”

By this time a large crowd had gathered there. Then the principal who had done PHD in magnetism came and replied on. He said, “Neither of you is to be blamed for it. You should not pass without striking each other.” How is it?” said both geometry and physic teachers. Then the principal replied by suggesting that they could go and study the magnetic statement, that opposite poles always attract each other.